Hey! Out of more than 100 million domains on the web, you stumbled onto this one. My name is Oliver and that makes this, my website, the world's smallest bully pulpit. Everybody knows it's amateur hour on the internet—blogging, self-publishing, crowdsourcing, bullshitting—and that's the animating spirit of this site. It features art, computer-related tutorials, a love letter to running, tennis devotionals, a polemic for drone strikes against Beliebers, and more—all with the modest goal of crystallizing every shred of information in my head. Well - I don't suppose there's any better way to make a backup. Enjoy :) About the cover: A drawing I did in Onomichi, Japan, collaged with a photograph of two of my friends dressed for Matsuri.